Miss Brittney tagged me in this post, and only because I love her SOOOOOOO much I decided to actually do it. (I use to hate those questionnaire things on Facebook a few years ago)
1.) Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open… there’s too much shit inside them to actually close.
2.) Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nope! I usually don’t like the smell of them. I make sure I pack my own from home. I’m sort of a shampoo snob.
3.) Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked in – I am so OCD.
4.) Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes, hahaha, on a totally random drunken Rosie’s night. (Shout out to Big Al & Grape)
5.) Do you like to use post-it notes?
I over use them… I’ve even made three little flower’s out of post-it tags on my desk wall.
6.) Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope, I don’t clip coupons ever.
7.) Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Um… neither? If this is an answer or die kind of questionnaire then I guess bees…
8.) Do you have freckles?
All across my nose and shoulders =)
9.) Do you always smile for pictures?
No, I’ve got this signature smirk I like to use. I find that if I smile too big I get a gross double chin effect, and I haven’t figured out how to consistently smile at an appropriate size… so I smirk.
10.) What is your biggest pet peeve?
This is a hard question. I’m such a bitch; I have so many pet peeves… I guess my biggest right now would be people who don’t answer text messages/phone calls. This has become a theme in my life right now, and it pisses me off so much!
11.) Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I’m usually multitasking with my phone and way too busy to count steps.
12.) Have you ever peed in the woods?
Of course, when I’m camping at its late at night and I don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom in the dark… or when I’m drunk.
13.) What about pooped in the woods?
14.) Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
All the time. I have a constant loop of music that plays inside my head, and sometimes I forget I’m crazy and no one else can hear it. Lol kidding.
15.) Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, I never have. Another one of my pet peeves, actually, it’s so unhygienic.
16.) How many people have you slept with this week?
One. I don’t like this question; it automatically assumes I’m a slut.
17.) What size is your bed?
Double, I downgraded when I moved out. Which is really depressing, and I have actually rolled over in the middle of the night and fallen off. I want my Queen sized back.
18.) What is your song of the week?
Ego by the Saturdays
19.) Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20.) Do you still watch cartoons?
Nope, I never have time. Teletoon retro once in a while…
21.) Whats your least favorite movie?
American Psycho, hands down. I despise this movie. I had nightmares for months.
22.) Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Somewhere on my family’s farm
23.) What do you drink with dinner?
24.) What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing! I’m a rebel!
25.) What is your favorite food?
Crab… especially fresh crab.
26.) What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Harry Potter, Pitch Perfect, any musical, and She’s the Man
27.) Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Boy (yes that’s his nickname… I hate using names on this site)
28.) Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope! Ain’t nobody got time for that! Especially me, as a kid I spent more hours in Dance class then school.
29.) Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Gotta keep it classy… HEYO:
30.) When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Santa, I was 6.
31.) Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes… Although, I would probably still ask for help, or get someone else to do it. My uncle insists I know how to do shit like that.
32.) Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes. I got 2 in the mail just the other day. NOT IMPRESSED.
33.) Ever ran out of gas?
No, thank god.
34.) Favorite kind of sandwich?
35.) Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36.) What is your usual bedtime?
37.) Are you lazy?
I procrastinate… But I don’t think I’m lazy.
38.) When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A Harry Potter character mostly, Pocahontas a couple times, a cat almost every other Halloween.
39.) What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40.) How many languages can you speak?
2 – ish, English and Spanish plus a couple phrases in French…
41.) Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Randomly, I keep getting Glamour magazines in the mail to my parents’ house, but I never paid for them and I have no idea where they are coming from.
42.) Which are better: legos or lincoln logs?
43.) Are you stubborn?
No… sometimes. But usually no.
44.) Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Jay Leno, hands down.
45.) Ever watch soap operas?
Young and the Restless whenever I’m at my Aunt’s
46.) Are you afraid of heights?
Yes, but I can usually deal with it.
47.) Do you sing in the car?
Every time I’m in it. Even if other people are there
48.) Do you sing in the shower?
I use too; I’m usually in too much of a hurry lately though.
49.) Do you dance in the car?
50.) Ever used a gun?
Yup, yet another thing Men of Authority in my life insisted I learn to do… this time, my Stepdad.
51.) Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
At Sears a couple of years ago. My mother insisted on dragging me and my brother there.
52.) Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53.) Is Christmas stressful?
No… I don’t cook so all I need to worry about is sleeping in, eating and pretending to get along with my crazy family. LOL
54.) Ever eat a perogy?
All the time, my stepdad is Ukrainian so I ate them at least twice a week growing up, and then my ex was also Ukrainian so his family made them lots too.
55.) Favorite type of fruit pie?
56.) Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Teacher (please try and refrain from laughing… I know it was crazy)
57.) Do you believe in ghosts?
58.) Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59.) Take a vitamin daily?
I bought some… they live in my drug stash in my kitchen; I think maybe 2 are missing… whoops.
60.) Wear slippers?
YES! I get really cold feet, often.
61.) Wear a bath robe?
When I’m home alone, no, when I have company, obviously also no (KIDDING)
62.) What do you wear to bed?
Underwear and a tank top, sometimes a pair of shorts.
63.) First concert?
64.) Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65.) Nike or Adidas?
66.) Cheetos Or Fritos?
67.) Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68.) Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69.) Ever take dance lessons?
Yes, for 16 years… I loved Ballet the most.
70.) Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Hmm… maybe an Engineer… or Accountants are usually pretty hot too.
71.) Can you curl your tongue?
72.) Ever won a spelling bee?
73.) Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Not so much because I was happy, but I have laughed so hard at something I started crying.
74.) Own any record albums?
75.) Own a record player?
76.) Regularly burn incense?
77.) Ever been in love?
78.) Who would you like to see in concert?
The Beetles (or just Paul McCartney is good too), Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw, Fun., Macklemore
79.) What was the last concert you saw?
Scenic Route to Alaska
80.) Hot tea or cold tea?
81.) Tea or coffee?
82.) Sugar or snickerdoodles?
WTF is a snickerdoodle?
83.) Can you swim well?
84.) Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85.) Are you patient?
86.) DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ. Bands are cool, but usually cost more and not everyone can dance to a Band, plus you don’t get a wide variety of music. DJ is more satisfying to the most guests.
87.) Ever won a contest?
Yes, I won $100 once on the radio, and I won tickets to Taylor Swift!
88.) Ever have plastic surgery?
No, I can’t really imagine every wanting… things change of course, I have nothing against it.
89.) Which are better black or green olives?
Both are so yummy… Green, I guess.
90.) Can you knit or crochet?
Knit, crocheting is evil
91.) Best room for a fireplace?
92.) Do you want to get married?
93.) If married, how long have you been married?
94.) Who was your HS crush?
HAHA!!! Anyone remember the stoner? That was the WORST crush…
95.) Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96.) Do you have kids?
97.) Do you want kids?
Undecided (I want to say no, but people get SO judgmental and then say shit like “you don’t know how you’ll feel in a couple of years when you’ve met ‘the one’.” Um… I think I have a better idea then you do, bitch.)
98.) Whats your favorite color?
99.) Do you miss anyone right now?
My Daddy <3